A promo shot of Agent 99. And, yes: We do bar mitzvahs.

Hey! You'd be checking your hand position after only two months of playing this thing, too!!

Such intensity!

Looks like my disco hand position.

Ahhh...The Swinger. The one that I never should have sold.

Me and mini-me.

Sorry, but I'm too hot to change keys on the fly right now.

Hopefully the solo was in better taste than the shirt.

Go Bucks!!

Look Ma! I'm soloing!!

A deep thought.

This shot won't get us any bar mitzvahs.

I'm always right. Always.

Laying it down.

Go Clippers!!

Oh, like YOUR lips never get chapped???

Mmm...Ribs...Mmmm

My hat is bigger than your hat.

It's hot.

Jeez. I fall for that trick every time.

Drums and bass: Like hotdogs and mustard.

Uhh...Where does this thing go again?

One that the girl caught. The biggest largemouth ever to come out of Forest Lake, NY. I've fished 40 years in that lake. She's fished a total of two hours. If she wasn't my daughter I'd really, really hate her.

Kids + Water Balloons = Good Ol' Fashioned Fun

Mmmmmmm......Paella

A rare tender moment. VERY rare.

The ol' girl.